Hello Son of Dork. We were wondering: if you were going to go on a camping holiday with one of McFly, who would it be?

Steve: Dougie, he's a legend. I've pranked him so many times.
David: He's quite knowledgeable about the outdoors. He's the kind of kid who would carry a penknife.
Danny: He's like Mowgli!

How about Girls Aloud?
Steve: It'd have to be Sarah 'cause she looks like she's rough. She looks like she's dirty in bed.

Well yes, if you're going camping you don't want to be worrying about getting dirty. Speaking of which, what's the longest you've gone without a wash?

David: This week that's just gone, I went five days where I didn't shower or anything. I was drinking every single night so I didn't have the opportunity to stop.
Steve: I went for three weeks when I broke my leg 'cause I had a cast from the top of my thigh to my toes. Taking a shit's the worst!

How unhygienic. Speaking of which, are you worried about catching bird flu?

Steve: I'm more scared of getting camel flu because that gives you the hump! [Someone call a doctor because our sides are splitting etcetc - Ed]
James: What is bird flu?
Steve: I don't give a flying fuck!
David: Steve, have you ever been too close to a bird?
Steve: No! What?

If you all liked the same 'bird', i.e. lady, which one of you would win her love?

Steve: Danny would probably win because we're scared to compete with him. He's the charmer of the band.
James: Actually, he's not gonna go home with any of them because he's the shyest.
Danny: Hiya!
David: Danny's the strong silent type.
James: He doesn't go out with that many girls. He's probably the most selective out of the band.
Danny: I just sit there and look stupid and they take pity on me and want to take me home and mother me.

If the Queen (who is, in a sense, the country's mother) visited your home, what would you give her for tea?

Danny: I'd give her a can of Stella and a packet of pork scratchings.
James: I've met the Queen and when you shake her hand she doesn't give you her whole hand. She gives you her finger tips. When I spoke to her it was at the Royal Variety Show and she came over and said to Busted: "Yes, it's normally very loud but it was very good." Then she went and spoke to Katie Melua for about five minutes: "I heard your song on the radio, it was so pretty, I love your song, it's amazing... blah blah blah." She clearly didn't want to speak to us. Prince Charles has a good firm handshake. We played for him in Hyde Park and he came backstage and shook all our hands. We were thinking we were cool and that we were getting somewhere with Prince Charles and then he said: "So, er... you all in the same band then?"

James was in the same band as Charlie, who is now in Fightstar. They're good, aren't they?

James: I don't really know cause I'm not big on the 'emo scene'. But I think people should at least listen before they judge it.
David: Fightstar are not as good as the bands they claim to be like.
Steve: Taking Back Sunday are great, if they're trying to sound like them.
David: Taking Back Sunday are an insanely talented band and Fightstar are just not gonna touch that. Nobody's gonna mimic that.
Danny: I reckon Charlie went too extreme too soon. He went from being in Busted, which is pop, to trying to be so credible so soon and it's just not worked.
Chris: Knowing Charlie, he just followed his heart and he loves that kind of music. He knows a hell of a lot about it and whether or not they're any good is a matter of opinion.

And he's brave enough to play gigs where people throw bottles of piss at him. Are you that brave?

James: We're not gonna play the sort of places where we get bottles thrown at us. We want to play to people who like us!
Chris: I don't see the point in playing to people who don't want to watch us.
James: Busted played fields of tens of thousands of people who came just to see us. That's a lot more fun than playing to a hundred thousand people who came to see ten different bands. Although it'd be cool to play Reading festival and come on in masks, so no one knew it was Son Of Dork, and fire huge water pistols full of piss onto the crowd.

Right you are Son Of Dork, we're gonna piss off now. Do you have anything you'd like to tell us before we go?

Chris: I look like a hamster today because I've been to the dentist.
Steve: I have a hairy arse and hairy feet. Very hairy, like Sasquatch.
Danny: I've got white legs and they look dead. I've never worn shorts in my life.
David: I'm probably the loudest person in the world, amen.
James: I own an iguana called Garth that lives in Spain and he probably has more friends than you do.

Blimey!