I can't believe what my girlfriend did today
She screamed so loudly and then she turned away

Why did she cut me down to size?
She left me wondering, can I do it right?

What am I gonna do now?
The game's up, can't get her off
That's kinda rough
She'd better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now, do I need to measure?
Cause I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that this fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake

I woke up in a sweat, felt a disgrace
She looks so beautiful, love on her face

Feeling stupid, all on my own
I put it down to experience cause now I've grown

What am I gonna do now?
The game's up, can't get her off
That's kinda rough
She'd better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now, do I need to measure?
Cause I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that this fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake

Don't wanna be a fake, it's quite uncanny
Cause my favourite film is when Harry met Sally
But now we're finished, there's no way
We're ever gonna be OK
Don't wanna be fake
How low can I go?
Cause I find it really cosmo
But when I'm finished
You know you gotta wanna be with me
You gotta wanna be with me
You gotta wanna be with me
Yeah

I've got a girl on my sofa, yeah, getting undressed
I gotta know can I deliver, cause I'm feeling stressed

What am I gonna do now?
My game is up, I've got the goods
Is that enough?
There's almost nothing left to say
So wish me luck, not gonna run
The final countdown has begun
Not gonna see or hear them laughing in my face

What am I gonna do now?
The game's up, can't get her off
That's kinda rough
She'd better not tell my mates today
So baby tell me now, do I need to measure?
Cause I'm feeling under pressure
I'm just hoping that this fear will go away
Don't wanna be a fake